Keanu Reeves

1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.

1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.

by Brananigan February 27, 2018

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

Lee Keybum

A gag name made up by Bart Simpson to prank Moe at the tavern in The Simpsons. The implication was meant to be that the speaker, in this case Moe, had diarrhea.

Bart: I'm looking for a friend, last name: Keybum, first name: Lee.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Come on, look at the stools; is there a Lee Keybum? Oh, someone check the rear. I know I've got a Lee Keybum.
Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food. Ahahaha!

by Alligator King June 6, 2021

Keyur

A man who your momma warned you about. A very charming personality with great sense of humour. KEYUR have a very different way to view the world. A very compassionate and righteous personality. Have a magnetic field for opposite sex and actual knight in shining armour . Can be compared to superhero.

Definitely not a Breaking Bad series fan.

Only if you are demigod you can become Keyur

by keyring August 21, 2017

Keysus

Keysus, Son of The Alpha and The Beta, is the giver of beta keys to enter the glorious Kingdom of Closed Beta.

-Originated by Prophet Starcraft42 of Path of Exile (GGG) 2011

Praise Keysus! He died for your Beta Keys!

by ZetoOfOOI October 17, 2011

Keyzure

A keyzure is an event when you are typing and suddenly your keyboard has a seizure. It's like when you meant to say "Hi my friend' and says 'Hu my feiend" instead. Synonym:Typo

I hate Keyzures. They make people think i don't know how to spell.

by jojojoshjoshjheojheo January 24, 2015

Keanu

SEX GOD

Girl 1:Last night i was with a Keanu
Girl 2:Can u walk?

by Ktran323 December 27, 2018