David: Why is there piss and throw up all over your room?
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.
by Diggest Bicker December 9, 2010
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The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.
by Ral Partha December 19, 2008
Get the Keytard mug.A term used to describe an out of line CB radio operator. An individual that "keys up" his mic and will play music, or behave in some manner to disrupt normal communication on the channel.
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Get the Keytarded mug.A disparaging label applied to a person who chooses to eat a low carbohydrate diet in spite of the social pressure to do otherwise. The term is most often used after the dieter produces numerous scientific studies demonstrating the value of the diet.
"Look at that Ketard over there eating chicken and salad instead of pizza like us. Ever since he lost that 100 pounds, there is no use talking to him. Say, what do they have for dessert, here?"
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Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.
Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.
person 1: Damn that is the third time I have lost my keys today!
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...
by Richard Smoker. September 20, 2009
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