Definitions by Bidnow73

jeeze oh man 

What a parent in the 1950s and 1960s would say when the kids were around.

Mother: Dear, your son just tried to put the cat down the Dispose-all

Father" Jeeze oh man.

jeeze oh man by Bidnow73 February 2, 2024

ketard

A disparaging label applied to a person who chooses to eat a low carbohydrate diet in spite of the social pressure to do otherwise. The term is most often used after the dieter produces numerous scientific studies demonstrating the value of the diet.

"Look at that Ketard over there eating chicken and salad instead of pizza like us. Ever since he lost that 100 pounds, there is no use talking to him. Say, what do they have for dessert, here?"

ketard by Bidnow73 December 29, 2014

UUT 

UUT, sounded out as U - U - T, stands for Useless Urination Tournament. It is a more polite term for a Pissing Contest, any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "My treatise on the Cosmological Constant related to Interplanetary Measurements is better than yours."

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "Prove it!"

Joe: "OK, you go first!"

Bob: "No, you go first!"

Joe: "No, you go first!"

Bob: "No, you go first!"

Joe: "No, you go first!"

Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."

UUT by Bidnow73 May 8, 2013