Kevining

The act of what a Kevin does.

The little boy said. "Look mom that is a Kevin kevining

by TheBestKaydenceEver1214 January 13, 2023

Kevining

Kevining is a gay and sexual ritual in which you put your whole hand up a man's ass and have them twerk on you after that you call a trans women to fuck that same guy's ass and they will usually say "MORE!! MORE!!" after which you are supposed to put your seamen sauce in their mouth and nose.

I just finished kevining this guy.

by Rob08088 May 15, 2023

Kevining

Helping out in a situation in your mind. Yet in reality, fucking things up entirely.

Kevin was trying to help with the systematic flow of things in their own mind. But in reality screwing it all up in reality. Therefore Kevining.

by Jqluckystuck July 22, 2025

Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"

Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!

by TheNogg October 14, 2025

The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

kelvining

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

Kevin-ing

quoting other people on strange, sus and dirty speech.

The man is Kevin-ing after Jerry compared cocs with Conan

by JestonWhale March 21, 2022