Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
by orangepony September 15, 2012
Get the Shaking the ketchup bottlemug. I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
by iva pad February 27, 2011
Get the tapping the ketchup bottlemug. Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef
by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016
Get the Empty ketchup bottlemug. The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle
by NJMike October 7, 2012
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