Ketchup

(v) The act of catching up on all the posts since your last visit to a message board or a single thread. (aka ketching)

(n) The stuff you have to catch up on.

1)Ketchup complete. That took forever.

2) I was only gone for three hours and you guys left me with, like, fifty pages of ketchup.

by monkeyskunk April 22, 2006

Ketchup

Female menstruation; Blood.

"I hate the time of the month, I can never have sex because there's too much ketchup."

by Jmoo April 28, 2008

Ketchup

Ketchup is when girls once a month create a delicious sauce for fries then they sell it to Heinz . Its very high in iron

Do you have some ketchup

by Theaterkid March 9, 2020

Ketchup

Ketchup is dehumanizing slang aimed at those who Pre.. Before they cum... This word is used in racially..

Hopscotch(Your big tiddy goth GF): "Ketchup nothing but filthy bootleg vinegar Ketchup.. What's the point of taking off your Chasity belt if this is how you repay me and my feet!!??.."

You:"Milady you do not..."

Hopscotch: "I DO NOT!! WHAT!! GET PRIME MAN MILK!! YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT YOU FUCKING SPENT FUCKER!! WHOSE COCK CAN'T EVEN SQUEEZE OFF A BULLET!!"

by Cheeky Butturd May 26, 2020

Ketchup

spooge, cum, white stuff

Ohhhhhhh snap, did I get muh Ketchup on yoo shirt? Lemme get you a towel...

by KetchupQueen December 9, 2003

Ketchup

Time of month because your period is red and ketchup red so ...
also see monthly visitor

girl 1"Hey you wanna come over for a sleepover?"
girl 2"No i cant, Ive got ketchup until friday"

by Kitchy Kitchy February 6, 2010

Ketchup

A cats best friend. So bad on most things, that only an animal like a Cat would truly love it. A way to gross out your friends.

Cat repulsed his viewers with an 8hr long stream dedicated to his love of ketchup eating.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020