kersplunk

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

kerplink

Kerplink is the sound that a quarter makes after falling into a jar of some sort. It is a happy sound and NOT to be confused with kerplunk.

After blabbering about some nonsense, Kinjal dropped his quarter into the jar and heard the kerplink as it hit the bottom.

by GreenBabs November 25, 2009

Kerplunk

Green Day's second album made after John Kiffmeyer left for only god knows after 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour came out. Also awesome has one of Tre's many songs on it.
~song~
Dominated Love Slave

me: I have every CD except Kerplunk I mean yeah I didn't buy 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour but I do have all the songs ^-^
Billie: well you want me to give you a copy?
me: SURE!
~I get Kerplunk and is happy ^.^~

by The CD Kerplunk ROCKS! September 2, 2006

kerplunk

The second underground-label album by pop-punk group Green Day. Released in 1992.

Person 1: Have you heard that old Green Day album Kerplunk?
Person 2: Kerplunk? Never heard of it.
Person 1: oh, ok.

by Lizz|Is|Pyro August 25, 2006

Kerplunk

The noise your poop makes when it goes in the toilet.

That turd made a big kerplunk

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009