Kerflumpulous

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog

I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.

by MelvinW May 27, 2009

kerfuffle

A polite way of saying shitstorm.

She caused quite a kerfuffle when she sent out that letter accusing them of cheating.

by lantian March 18, 2013

Kerfluffle

noun. a disturbance or hubbub; a small scale disturbance. an upsetting event

Due to yesterday's kerfluffle, I will be leaving the community.

by taylor November 22, 2004

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

kerflavin

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.

If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

by Alejandro Gamarnick May 7, 2007

Keffner

Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.

Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.

by daringstudent April 7, 2010

kerfugalschaften

The act of cumming and farting in the same instance (nostalgia)

Tim' s kerfugalschaften was all over the floor and the walls and the ceiling. It was a horrific sight. Tim later died.

by MFN Warriorbird April 17, 2014