Kerching-ing

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.

"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."

by Travis-T September 10, 2012

Kerchunk

Has four possible meanings.

1.) Getting hurt/hurting something

2.) Destroying/breaking something

3.) Messing something up

4.) Used as an onomatopoeia (describing word)

1.) This dude threw a baseball at me and my arm got kerchunked

2.) I was at my grandparents house and I kerchunked their favorite vase

3.) "I totally kerchunked that test, man."

4.) When I broke my knee, it made a "kerchunk" sound

by u n c o mf y February 3, 2020

kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination

holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

Kerchunk

Amateur Radio, a user of a radio set will key their microphone usually multiple times into a repeater (a special high power radio relay tower that allows many people to talk on one frequency) in doing so it annoys other users and in severe cases it can make the repeater difficult or impossible to use. The FCC frowns on kerchunking and chronic kerchunkers can find their ham radio licenses suspended or revoked

Repeater Owner: **** Dave is kerchunking again, I can barely get a word in on the repeater
Technician: Probably time we sent a letter to the FCC.

by Srapples October 4, 2023