Yann Kermorgant

Stupid French Idiot who chipped a penalty that made leicester lose to cardiff in the play off semi final.

The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.

Why did you chip that penalty man?

I'm Yann Kermorgant

by I AM JAFONJU September 8, 2010

kerbobbled

confused, mixed up, bewildered

i don't know what to do; i'm so kerbobbled!

by valerrrrie May 6, 2009

Kermold

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

the Kerbal way

Rather than by using finesse or ingenuity, solving a complicated problem by throwing epicly massive resources to brute force a solution.

Elon Musk: "At first, I was thinking we would just scale up Falcon Heavy, but it looks like it probably makes more sense just to have a single monster boost stage."
Skov: "Nice to see you are doing things the Kerbal way."
Elon Musk: "Kerbal is awesome!"

by jeeber April 15, 2015

Kereona

Pronounced like the common known beer, Corona. A sweet girl filled with adventure, sexiness, and enough love to cure this world of it's violence. Don't overstep you're boundaries though, this girl is known to kick some major ass especially for her friends. She is gorgeous in every way, and has a kickin' body. Her eyes are really bright and you can recognize them from a mile away. Her smile brings smiles to others. She has no flaws appearance wise. Her only flaw is that she tends to care to much, and get's caught in drama because she doesn't think things through properly. All in all, an amazing girl.

"Kereona brightens up the people around her, and the room she's in."

by jturn February 20, 2013

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

kerby

Kerby is a very fine ass person good at sports football,basketball and other kerby is a awesome person and when your feeling sad you can count kerby to make you laugh kerby also has very sexy eyes and a nice simile

Kerby is a very cool guy

by Alexandra George August 8, 2016