Kerbonk

The act of being tyler-1 bonked and curbed simultaneously.

On the way home from work, I was kerbonked

by B0NK June 21, 2020

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

kerdonkulous

soft and creamy
weak

that ice cream was kerdonkulous

by seamus finnigan September 8, 2008

kerwonkedy

crooked, not quite 'right'.

The picture on the wall wasn't quite straight, so she pointed out that it was kerwonkedy.

by SunnyBunny April 24, 2008

kerhonk

a sound, often made through a rolled up poster, where the KER is high-pitched and the HONK is lower. Originated in Winnipeg, Manitoba in the parking lot of the Winnipeg Arena on July 6, 2004.

"Oh look there's Kurt Angle"
"KERHONK"

by Matt Sturbate December 20, 2004

Kerhonkson

A small shitty town in Upstate New York. It contain's 2 gas stations, Stewarts and Sunoco. A small deli and liquor store owned by indians. The local bar called Hot Shots and a Swim King. Also a beatdown laundry mat across the road. All these places are in the locality of one intersection. The rest of kerhonkson is not worth mentioning because that's it. Oh and there's a firehouse in which the bridge to it has been demolished for reconstruction 3 years ago. This means that the firetrucks have to go around a 4 mile detour to get to town. Kerhonkson Methodist Church also sit's in this quaint little town. The closest Walmart is 40 minutes drive away.

Country Hick 1: what time does the bus to welfare come to kerhonkson?
Country Hick 2: I dont know, I always miss it.
Country Hick 1: oh well, pick up my laundry and a handle from the liquor store on your way to Hot Shot's tonight.
Country Hick 2: Ok Billyjoe, and I forgot to ask, is your sister 14 yet?

by Igotoutalive March 15, 2011

Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce

A tasty hotsauce that gives you cancer. only a true dungus would nom it.

Dude, pass the Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce so i can put it on my vegan bacon

by madoats June 26, 2019