Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Kerbal Space Program

An amazing spaceship building simulator that got some bad reviews because the devs updated the EULA and some people read it wrong. Developed by Squad and published by Private Division

Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018

Kerberos

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.

General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'

by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011

Kerbaheaden't

1 Someone who is close minded.
2 Someone who is idiotic, and will always reject the truth.

"Josh is so Kerbaheaden't!"
"This is why no one likes you Josh, you're so Kerbaheaden't!"

by NotLuaYT October 23, 2022

Kerbaugh

n: The slight bend that occurs in 40-50% of all dicks, either to the left or the right.

John's kerbaugh was so big he could screw chicks around corners.

by Petter Hegamon December 23, 2008

Kerble

To post links on a message board to previous threads covering the same topic.

"This topic has been covered here and here. You have been kerbled."

by Rotten Tanx August 29, 2008

kerbal space program

The hardest game ever made.

I'm going to play Kerbal Space Program!
*seconds later
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Jedediah is Gone! October 26, 2013