Kenilworth is a very wealthy white christian suburb located along Lake Michigan in the north shore of Chicago. The residents have more money than they know what to do with. Most own multiple homes and a boat. Their children attend New Trier High School, one of the top three best high schools in Illinois. Not to mention one of the filthiest rich schools in the country, due to the fact they enroll over 4,000. For a reference to the outsiders, Kenilworth is the Greenwich or Orange County of the Midwest.
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Guy: Yeah for sure. You bring a case. I'll bring the bong.
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Get the Kenworth mug.a small town on the North Shore of Lake Michigan. It is only 1 km in size and is made up entirely of houses (except a beach, church, and school) Kenilworth is know though out the country as the orange county of the mid west. Being from Kenilworth I can say it is not true. First yes there are big house, HUGE houses even, but the lot they sit on can barely hold them and they are a regular lot size. Not some over sized jumbo, I cant even see the neighbors house size! There are only a handful of families that are the real rich bitches that everyone thinks reside in Kenilworth. A lot of them are just families looking for the nicest neighborhood that fits their lifestyle. I live in Kenilworth and I am going to have to buy my own car AND pay for the insurance. Most kids ANYWHERE get help with that! The kids of Kenilworth can be another story. Most of them can be real pieces of shit, but they are not all the pop-collared driving big fancy car kids. Some are just like everyone else cause there parents dont want them to be rich little bitches! And if we were all like that we would all be sent off to those boarding schools out east for $50,000 a year. so stop all the bitching about how Kenilworth kids are so damn arrogant and rich. Come talk to me. My dad is a god damn wine merchant! You think that pays well? please!!
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