Annoying troll which lives underground,preferably it's mother's basement.Where it can spew it's hatred upon all via the internet to feel good about it's self.Can be found licking the floors of peep show booths. Has the mentality of a 12 y/o boy, as well as size and genitalia,if at all.Anything that can be said to a kelp will be twisted in such a way to make itself seem better than everyone.
Guy 1. I have a nice car. kelp. you're a fag, and you live in your mother's basement. Guy 2. My girlfriends hot! kelp. She's a bitch! I only go out with hot chick's, that's all I ever get, they all love me , because I'm such a stud, they all get in line for me!etc., ad nauseum.
by sunshine March 24, 2005
Get the kelpmug. by wait what huh February 23, 2008
Get the kelpingmug. by I.M. Noone March 20, 2005
Get the kelpmug. by Jeff July 25, 2003
Get the kelpmug. The coolest word ever to be invented. It is fun to write on the board and see if Mrs. M notices, which she doesn't. We laugh in the face of people who think kelp is an underwater plant.
usually just used in a one worded sentence like:
KELP!
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.
KELP!
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.
by See Kelp Run May 3, 2004
Get the kelpmug. Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!
by kelpsmom April 2, 2005
Get the kelpingmug.