Kelli

A girl that can not go very long without seeing the guy she likes. She will make multiple trips to see him in one day. She will do anything for him even if it means jumping off a bridge. She lies alot and can get away with anything. People belive her very easily. She has a sister that likes to tackle people and go through your phone. She is very funny but can act like a blonde. She does alot of stupid things. She is obsessed with justin bieber.
-Did you go to the justin bieber concert last night?

-Yeah there were a ton of kelli's there!
by Rosalita your bff March 02, 2010
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She is Gaylord.
Kelli is the gaylordiest Gaylord by far
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Kelli

Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.
You see that Kelli over there? I kinda just wanna be her.
by Head_4_life February 28, 2018
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A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.

Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.

Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.

Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.

Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.

Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.

They, without the vagina, are walking men.

Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.

Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.

A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
"Kelli is so damn tall, no guy wants a girl that towers over him"

"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."

"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
by MafiaConcerta July 18, 2009
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Someone who struggles to hold back tears and yells while watching the jungle book
Stop being such a Kelli, son your better then that
by vintagevintick April 18, 2016
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An annoying manipulative bitch who despite being nice isnt enough and like to take your man.
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Kelli is a gold digger and will do anything to get her way. Kelli's are usually blond and a bit stickup, they will do anything to get their way. Kelli's are also usually a white girl that always has a new phone and drink Starbucks. Usually the one that has friends but looses them the next day... Also usually the dumbest person in class, but gets the best grades.
My friend Kelli is a brat.
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