Kelon

A Kelon is a male that is chill and enjoys being alone, shy at first but when you get to know him he is one of the best people you could meet, he is very optimistic and loves to be right and will fight a point even if he I proven wrong. Kelon is usually a good friend to have and is usually the one to suffer the consequences of fake friends.Kelon is a great relationship partner that is very supportive understanding and open about his feelings. He is also someone who is very trustworthy, kind and can make you laugh any day of your life Get a Kelon in your life today

You got a Kelon that's awesome

by Icemanlolipop October 1, 2018

kelong

A term used in Singapore / Malaysia to indicate cheating, to achieve an objective by non appropriate means.

A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.

by Fake_PMLee July 29, 2011

Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

KekBot

A bot for a chat service called Discord. It contains more than enough memes to be considered healthy. Despite this, people still use the bot.

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT KEKBOT!? LET'S SPAM ALL THE MEMES!

by Kektastic February 28, 2017

Kelbris

The ultimate badass of Moon Guard who is all liked by all. He is definately better and cooler than 99.999% of all people in the world, whether it be a game or real life.

"Wow, Kelbris! You're the coolest person ever!"
"Woah, he is a badass! Look at that Kelbris!"
"Damn, his tits are nice! He must be Kelbris!"

by Carl Koenen January 14, 2013

kelso duck

The supreme leader of the duck people in malaysia.

Oh man look how cool kelso duck is.

by Ducktallica January 12, 2019

Kelowna

Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.

Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.

Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.

Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip

by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020