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the keither

King schmuck, but we all love him.
Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.
by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004
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Keithed

<verb> When you finally get fired from your job for poor performance.
Matt got Keith Keithed, and then he got Keithed himself. Maybe he should have actually done his job!!
by Pamela B April 18, 2019
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keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.
Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!
by Huh321hh December 12, 2018
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Keithner

A name that starts with letter K and ends with R are most likely to be smart, patient, kind and beautiful. They are one of the most trustworthy person however, they are also sensitive. They always wanted people to be happy even though deep in their hearts they are sad and stressed. But one thing that can make them happy is your smile so don't forget to always wear a smile.
Keithner is always wearing this curve that sets everything straight
by KEITHNER June 8, 2021
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Keithed

When all of your friends go drinking while you are working, and they send selfies.
I've been Keithed!
by 233343444 November 15, 2021
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Keithed

To lose something that once belonged to you.
Guy: Oh shit man, my hair is all keithed.

Girl: You should try lemon !
by bobbie5765 February 1, 2023
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keitherson

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
“Keitherson the King really has awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”
by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023
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