Keilana

Keilana is the most important person you’ll ever meet. A person who will surly make you smile and laugh. Someone who is kindhearted and has the curliest hair. Intelligence, Strength and kind are all qualities you’ll find in a Keilana.

A friend you’ll never forget!!

Keilana Hawaiian for adored one.

by Alice Náme May 6, 2018

keiolani

Beautiful, funny, and kind. But also can be very Ditzy. The most trustworthy friend and a great listener. But struggles with too many insecurities.

That girl is such a Keiolani.
Keiolani is the best person I know. I’m glad to have a friend like that.

by KanakaAttackaaa December 25, 2017

KellanTalBot

KellanTalBot is a corrupt robot that was unfortunately corrupt in 2017. He likes to play games, he has no intelligent or whatever, so we can say that KellanTalBot is bad at games. He likes to bully everyone! That's why he was corrupt and destroyed by everyone. P.S. He didn't have friends, because he's a bad robot. He is also a pedophile.

Leo: Oi! Is that KellanTalBot?
Dykie: WAT? I thought he got destroyed!
Leo: No he didn't! He must be revived to bully us!
Dykie: We must kill him!

by SnifflesEatsAnts August 9, 2018

Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

killanippy

The art of attempting to meow with your nipples.

Leor tried to killanippy 5 times today, and barked instead.

by Lequisha goldman March 23, 2009

Kellan

Somebody who is thoroughly obsessed with Chicken. Somebody who questions the universe but does not accuse it. Somebody who gives innate affection to those who desire it of them. Somebody who perseveres, despite the surrounding laziness of this generation. Somebody who always seems to be in a long-term relationship. Somebody who enjoys the liberty of traversing among high places such as roofs, towers, walls, ect. Somebody who is conservative yet irrational. Somebody who drives fast when the roads are wet and is satisfied with the feeling of losing traction. Somebody who applies themselves to the conversation in which the meaning of life is discussed. Somebody who juxtaposes conspiracy theory and patriotic loyalty but realizes there will never be enough substantial evidence for steadfast proposition. Somebody who is intent upon obtaining worthy life experiences. Somebody who balances personal spirituality with occasionally breaking the rules. Somebody who knows how to prove that the derivative equation is a result of the difference quotient. Somebody who often uses large words and ambiguous sentences to make them seem intellectual or analogous to a guru of sorts. Somebody who likes to have fun.

"Oh my god my brain hurts"

"Were you chillen with Kellan today?"

by mcgellinn September 29, 2011

Kellan

A kellan has the perfect balance between hot and cute. With huge muscles and always knows how to treat a woman. But even looking past his looks his personality even tops that with how he respects every one and always knows what to say and when to say it. Oh yea and do I have to mention that every single kellan alive has a little thug in them.

Girl 1: damn have you seen kellan today?
Girl 2: oh yea he is sooo cute

Kellan: aye cuh you want some?

by Who's joe? October 26, 2019