Keegan Murphy

A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.

Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy

by boom1919 April 15, 2019

Chief Keegan

A term used to describe urinating in one's back garden, preferably from the back door.

1. "I'm going for a Chief Keegan!"
2. "Are we allowed Chief Keegan in this house?"

by chubbylover87 November 15, 2011

pepper keenan

singer for COC, guitarist for Down. legend.

is that pepper keenan's natural hair colour?

by kunt-o-rama January 4, 2007

Maynard James Keenan

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.

Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.

by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded

You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.

by Lauren April 12, 2004

Keewatin Handshake

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.

I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.

by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015

Maynard James Keenan

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005