keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

Ryan Kesler

A person that is half man half beast.

# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.

by Servine December 16, 2011

Daniel Kessler

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.

Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler

by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.

Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.

by PaulG September 11, 2008