Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
by agb79 September 29, 2018
The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 24, 2018
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
by Political Operative October 07, 2018
Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.
When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.
by colloquialist23 October 03, 2018
To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.
Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "
by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018
Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?
by Wordsynth September 27, 2018