Karenology Theory

You Just Need To Get Laid Or Something.

Wow that cranky ass teacher needs to follow the Karenology Theory

by Karen..david January 22, 2010

karenmonger

1. A person with an insatiable appetite for sexual activity who through an act of grandeur, or as the result of copious intoxication, refers to all sexual partners as 'Karen'.

2. A person who preferentially seeks sexual relations with women named Karen.

1. Man I tell you, it’s funny, but Rob really has to stop being such a karenmonger, these chicks are going to retaliate and we’ll all pay for it.

2. Dude, don’t be such a karenmonger.

by Dr. Assholio November 5, 2005

Kazenone

Guy who you think scratches your PSP, has his strumpet of a girlfriend defend his lowly "honour," and just makes himself out to be a total douche even though he didn't actually scratch it. He'll just cocktease you with the knowledge of the fact that he actually knows who scratched your precious PSP.

Why? Because he already pre-emptively blocked you on every social networking site out there -- even if you wanted to ask him whodunit, he'd never hear your hollow cries out in cyberspace.

So, in short: "Kazenone" thus becomes synonymous to "dude, we're all fucked."

"If you've been Kazenone'd, I hope you know the truth about Kazenone. Otherwise, you're fucked."

by Kazenone June 25, 2009

Karenophobia

The fear of the karen stereotype.

*Karen Appears*

Manager with Karenophobia: *SCREAMS*

by RaphLegault1011 June 3, 2020

Karenna

Girl who has lots of swag and likes to make fun of old espanish ninjas.

i like to eat karennas in my cheerios

by chopchopninja January 8, 2012

Karenormal Activity

denoting occurrences or phenomena that could only be explained by the presence of a "Karen."

"So many soccer moms have complained to our staff today that I think some Karenormal Activity is going on."

by Somethatisclosetofunny July 11, 2020

Karening on

Aggressively and obnoxiously expressing your opinion and/or rights, especially when it's neither necessary nor justified.

I was in the supermarket when I saw a middle-aged lady karening on about her medical exemption

I saw a woman karening on about her "medical exemption" at Castco today.

by Cat food for birds March 27, 2021