Kanopalopter

ka-no-pa-lop-ter
When there is someone who fricken enhiliates someone by swinging their arms around in circles looking like a fucking mongolian retard, and ends up fucking smashing his puny ass prey and has a seizure afterward.

Holy fucking shit that Kanopalopter is absolutely kanopalopting that pasty white cunt

by boss_baby123 June 19, 2017

jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Kuk I Kano

Norwegian slang originating from Aasane meaning Hot Dog. Translated it means Cock in Canoe. You can only get a Kuk in Kano at the Hydra Texaco Gasstation in Norway.

Let's get some Kuk I Kano guys!

by Russ05 November 20, 2004

Kanoofus

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008