kayaking

Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.

Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.

Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.

by snufaluph March 4, 2012

Kayaking Buddies

People you have gay sex with.

I've got to go, honey, I'm meeting with my kayaking buddies!

by Your_Mother_ September 13, 2016

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.

It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.

by FloodedYard March 31, 2010

Kayaking

best effing thing ever. kayaking is intense and the funnest thing you will ever do. white water kayaking is the best.

Girl: i love kayaking
Boy: I know! its so intense!

by lmfaoily July 29, 2009

urban kayaking

The sweetest sport. It involves a kayak in an urban setting, like a big city.

Hey dude, urban kayaking is the Shijit!

by Pablo Esca June 29, 2006

Kayaking

kayaking is akin to motorboating but with small breasts

I was kayaking this flat chick last night. I had a weird half chub.

by Juciy jamba December 25, 2018