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The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.
Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.

Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!
Kaelan by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011
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The kindest most misunderstood girl on earth. The closest friend to one or two people who always stick besides her, she loves so many people and listens to the best music and all the dudes fall for her even though she cannot take a hint for the life of her. Kaeanas are quiet unless with the people closest to her.
"why does Kaeana never talk in band?" "Oh she just takes a while to open up to people"
kaeana by kaesophian May 17, 2018

Kiana Kaslana 

A character from the hit mobile game, Honkai Impact 3rd, often used as a descriptor for lesbian who do gross gay shit unapologetically.
"Himeko-sensei, why did Principal Theresa drag Kiana out to her office?"
"Apparently this morning Ms. Kiana Kaslana was watching *grabs paper*, " X-Teen 🔞 Pussy 🍑 Asian Lesbian 🏳️ 🌈 Girl on Girl ♀️♀️ Porn:😱 How❓️To☝️Squirt💦" on the library computers."
"Oh..."
Kiana Kaslana by Ketchup Pussy January 22, 2022

Kiana kaslana 

a silly little meow meow that needs therapy and is also dating raiden mei. Her typical catchphrase is "kiana neko charmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kiana e ta aaaaaaaaa as long as i have mei senpais love then i dont need healing! ha hu ha ha HAH ha huh neko charmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ma shouri deserwiutuauta yo ne"
"is that kiana kaslana?"

"you mean mei's gf?"
Kiana kaslana by deez nouts August 30, 2021

kaeliana 

An truly unique and confident girl. Her thoughts and perspective on the world are something to consider. Since the day she could talk she co stantly surprises intelligent thinkers with a fresh but we'll thought viewpoint. Kaeliana is not one to follow or do something just because it's expected. She has her own beat & tune, an entire orchestra plays a never before heard concert. Sometimes she is impatient and stubborn but take the time to listen and she shows great respect. She is very social and know s who to meet first in a new situation. Watch for her clever ways, she clearly knows what and how to get what she is after. Kaeliana has the biggest heart and can be silly just to see a smile or cheer up a person to the point of hysterics.
Kaeliana is an amazing and beautiful girl with a brightly shining soul.
kaeliana by Ber0313 December 17, 2017
Definition:gorgeous girl, very nice person, and very funny. She can be very goofy. Loves food like Daysean does and loves to talk about food. Very fun person to text and talk to. Just an awesome outstanding person. very supportive, promising, caring, etc.
Example kaylana will go support #8 at a football game
Kaylana by Day.day August 9, 2018