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Kaelan

the sexiest beast in the jungle. skrt skrt rawr. likes to pull up and skrt. one of the best guys ever.
"wow, skrt skrt look at kaelan today."
by cheeseplease17 November 3, 2016
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Kaelan

She's a great girl. Always involved with sports. She's super smart but doesn't act like it at times. You'd be lucky to have someone like her in your life. She's super pretty. At the same time she's very down to earth and she doesn't let little things get to her. She's someone you can trust.
Kaelan's someone you can trust

Kaelan will kick your but in any sport
by goodatdefintions January 6, 2019
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Kaelan

A sexy beast who is a big player. He loves to bang and have fun.
Girl 1: omfg who is that I would bang him anyday

Girl 2: oh that’s kaelan he peng
by Hoe .o.1 October 26, 2019
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Kaelan

1.A person who is unusually aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns (as in jazz, vaping, indy music or no sole shoes)

2. Usually with a sticking strawberry blonde beard, who most likely played the drums in school, and drinks energy drinks on a daily basis like It's a job. Everyone knows a Kaelan.
Kaelans like to be isolated but also do well with people when given a chance.

Used in a sentence:

1 .I always see a Kaelan vaping outside of buildings.
by Unicorns4sale September 4, 2019
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Kaelan

by Lil Mozart December 5, 2018
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Kaelanitis

Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.

Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.

Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.

Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.

Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023
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Kaelan and Amelie

Kaelan and Amelie are the cutest most inspiring couple in school. They are both beautiful inside and out.
Person 1: Who are they, they are so hot.
Person 2: It is Kaelan and Amelie
by Heey >3 May 4, 2022
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