Kabbalah

A religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet.

Madonna, Britney Spears

Kabbalah by KrazyKim July 15, 2008

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The insane, irrational & contradictory babblings spat forth from the foaming mouths of Jewish mystics.

Much beloved of celebrities and others persons of weak character who delude themselves into believing that following the current trendy zeitgeist imparts upon them some degree of depth and/or personal philosophy.

Kabbalah makes scientology look rational

kabbalah by big\Al October 22, 2004

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You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.

Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.

Kabbalah by God is not the author of consfusion. March 15, 2005

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A lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader.

Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology.

Kabbalah by Falliokiosaurus Rex May 16, 2005