Kabbalah

The Satanic Verses. - - - -

The original Satanic bible.

It's about as holy as a oujia board.

by fuck off with this shit you Chaldean hippies March 24, 2005

Kabbalah

neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to

doubles well as toilet paper

by it's evil March 24, 2005

Kabbalah

A big book of nonsense made up by Pagan hippie scum!!

( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!!

by it's bullshit - just like Scientology ^___^ March 24, 2005

Kabbalah

The most highly respected part of ancient Jewish mysticism created by Rabbis during Medieval times, revolving highly around encrypted meanings hidden within the Torah and deeper forms of meditation (Read Sefer Yetzirah).

Has absolutely nothing to do with either Madonna or Paris Hilton whatsoever, dammit!

To know Kabbalah is to become closer to God (your creator).

by Rebel Rabbi August 22, 2011

Kabbalah

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

by John Burke April 14, 2004

Kabbalah

If you read it,you'll go insane and start Holocausting Jews!

Is there something wrong with God's actual words that would make you want to read this ludicrous tripe instead?

by oy April 7, 2005

Kabbalah

A Jewish form of mysticism, its sad that people like madonna screwed it up and now everyone hates it.

Thanks alot, Madonna, Kaballah, for making the Jews COOL. Yea, right.

by Gaia March 5, 2005