Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Konstantina

Konstantina is a very good girl, she is caring and cheerful, she is also very smart and always finds ways to solve problems. She is very pretty and does everything to archive her goals. She is very kind but she has a dirty mind and you better not get on her dark side, she can be your worst enemy and she will beat you up on her own. She will make you regret everything you've done to her and she always knows if you're going to hurt her. She can read your mind like an open book. She can be very attractive and sexy if she wants but only very few people get to see her like that and if she decides to change everyone will notice because she goes big !!!

- Heyooo who's that guurl, ishe new ??
- no man, it's Konstantina, she just changed

- I wish i could hit on Konstantina but she threw her drink on my face

- Heyo did you hear ? Konstantina took revenge on him, he thought he could just hurt her

- She's so finee, who's that girl ?
- Konstantina

by lilies and roses April 22, 2020

Konteks

Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian

Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks

by cocsec February 11, 2021

Konataism

a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star

"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"

by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009

Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

stelio kontos

A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos

"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."

by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010