kob

klowns of beechboro
keg of beer

nice kob work on your car
kob in full effect
broken down again? who worked on your car KOB?

by dixie normous April 27, 2003

kobbing

The act of the very special Kat O’Brien sobbing over just about anything.

omg i watched the one direction movie today and i immediately started kobbing!

by yeehawdoods November 1, 2018

the kob

the act of deleting an ex or person you don't like from your phone, bbm, email, facebook, myspace, or twitter. You won't feel tempted to be in contact with them

Seriously I need to get over my ex. I think I'm just going to do the kob so I won't be tempted to talk to them.

by freshflya12 February 22, 2011

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off

Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome

by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017

Ja kob

The name Ja kob is infamous for describing a man that sleeps in everyday and/or waits for the last moment to write an essay every time one is due.

1. You have been absent from morning class 3 days in a row, are you turning into a Ja kob?

2. You're such a Ja kob, it's two hours before deadline and you haven't even started writing on your essay yet?

by Cecilie Jensen March 5, 2021

Kobs

“Kobs” is the opposite of “Rizz”.

jane: “have you been pulling some bitches lately?”
me: “no, i’ve been having kobs.”

jane: “have you been pulling some bitches lately?”
me: “no, i’ve been having kobs.”

by mymero December 12, 2022