Knob 

The top of a penis

Man 1: my knobs getting infected

Man 2: poor thing

Knob by IK e July 31, 2018

knob 

british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

knob by phoebster September 22, 2009

knob 

A complete moron (see tool)

Dude - you're such a fucking nob!

knob by Hepcat January 24, 2003

knob 

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

knob by simon December 24, 2003

knob 

A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

knob by vespalover April 13, 2009

knob 

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

knob by CloudZephyr October 16, 2012

Knob 

1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob

2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin <i> swoolen testicle a knobi</i>

3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.

Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)

Knob by Christostorous III October 5, 2006