Knitting

The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.

Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.

Knitting by DustC December 1, 2009

Knitting

The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.

Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..

Knitting by KnittingMaster April 25, 2010

knitting

My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.

I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.

knitting by Courtney January 15, 2005

knitting

something that is better than crochet in 100 different ways

guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet

guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent

knitting by Limited_JUKES October 1, 2020

Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

Knitting A Sweater 

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

Knitting A Sweater by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008

Knitting Circle 

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

Knitting Circle by dewlytle September 13, 2010