king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

King of Kings

The title usually granted to a persian king or emperor

Cyrus was the great king of kings

by Zedyn May 10, 2020