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Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
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Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009
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Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.
Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009
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When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
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When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.
Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky
by Tysonguy November 30, 2015
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The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
by addigator February 7, 2008
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