keplar

Something so awesome that no one can describe it. Has the random ability to attract Mexicans

Man those mexicans love keplar.

Dude its keplar!!!

by KEPLAR November 26, 2013

Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

Kerala

Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!

Kerala is the place where I want to be.

by j August 12, 2004

Kerala

Southern State in India,actually south-west of India.
Its know as Gods-own-country because of its richness in culture, flush green outlook, and mainly by the splendid exposure of coconut trees.

Kerala is a south Indian state
malayalis are from Kerala

by Rajesh R December 28, 2005

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020