keeb

a small turkish cow.
with six legs.
the meat used in keebabs
found in most chip shop

put the keeb in the bad you nut

by jester5000 January 27, 2007

Keeb

A rude word for someone.
Also a hobo who lives on clapham common who looks a lot like Jesus.

"Dude, your such a keeb!!"
"No, he's a keeb..." -Points at Jesus like hobo-

by MagicMushrooom September 23, 2009

keeb

A derogatory term used in World of Warcraft by Alliance players to describe Blood Elves. Short for "Keebler elf".

"You guys run the flag, I'm gonna camp this keeb in midfield."

by rawrdruid April 21, 2008

keeb

word used to describe drinking or to refer to alcohol itself. Also refered to as how drunk you were.

how keeb were you last night?

by iwassokeeblastnight February 24, 2011

Keeb

Keeb is this one guy who kinda confuses everyone, no one knows why he’s called Keeb, or why he doesn’t understand America culture, but he’s blown away by toilet paper

“Man where are you from?”
“Why?”
“Cause you just asked me when my 5 year old sister was getting married”
“Well I just wanna know if I can marry her”
“Wtf man, you’re like 10 years older than her”
“Yes”
“You can’t do that man”
“Really? Why?”
“You’re such a Keeb, omg”

by Who tf is Keeb August 08, 2019

Keeb

(opposite of the term “Koob”)
A person who is unattractive or ugly.
The term can be used as both a noun or adjective.

Me: Look at this guy I’m talking to. Is he Keeb?
Shaira: Yes so Keeb WTF! EEEEWWWWW!
Me: Damn, I really thought he was not a Keeb. I’ll find a Koob soon.

by koobandkeeb June 18, 2023

Keebs

Short for Keebler elf. A way of insulting someone short.

Fuck off, keebs.

by _NEXTTT March 06, 2016