Kazakhstan

The most beautiful country in the world, has a lot of lovely places. Kazakhstan has two main cities: Almaty and Astana. Astana is the capital and Almaty is, probably, the place for young people. I came from Almaty and I really like this city. Mmmm, yeah, soo, Kazakhstan has two main languages: Russian and Kazakh. Why Russian?? Mmm, maybe because we have a lot of russians in our city, so we started to learn their language, they are like bros for us. We live in peace, friendship and Borat has no relationship to kazakhs :)

- Where are you from?
- I am from Kazakhstan!!!
- More details please, cuz I am from there tooo!
- I am from Almaty, and my question is " Why the fuck are we speaking English if we are from the same country?"
- Ohhh, idk
- Dafuq, why are we still continuing doing it
- Goddamn, i just don't know
- Ok, fine....

by Naiman_777 May 9, 2013

kazakhstan

a country in asia. also known as qazaqstan.

kazakhstan was a part of the soviet union.

by BlueScholar January 24, 2010

Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan is the country, which used to be a part of a Soviet Union. Now Kazakhstan is one of the most developing country in the world. I heard that it is in the 3rd place after China & India. Has president Nursultan Nazarbayev, who has been president since the Republic was established in 1991.
And damned Borat is not from the Kazakhstan!!! He is just an asshole with a dumb jokes, who hasn't been there, because he is afraid to go to kazakhstan.

Do you know Kazakhstan?
Where is it? - "typical american answer"

by NosFeRatu_013 May 12, 2006

kazakhstan

Home of Borat Sagdiyev. See also Ali G and Bruno.

My sister, she is number 2... or 3... best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

by International Bad Boy March 28, 2005

Kazakhstan

Greatest country in world.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place from plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown

by Partydude17 September 12, 2022

kazakhstan

a large country located in central asia that nobody knows about because like no one lives there. kazakhstan is forested and has many mountains, and is pretty nice. however, the government is corrupt as it used to be a part of the soviet union. it has a "democratic" government; you can vote, but you only have 1 option, so you either vote for that person or you don't vote at all.

person 1: where are you from asian?
person 2: kazakhstan
person 1: where?
person 2: kazakhstan...u know..in central asia...near mongolia and russia...
person 1: nah got no idea what you're talkin 'bout.
person 2: *sigh*

by the DARKSiDE October 28, 2012

Kazakhstan

When one performs a Kazakhstan, they are drinking half of the amount of beer remaining in their cup...They are "flying half way around the world", hence the origin of the definition. The opposite of a Kazakhstan is an Uzbekistan. An Uzbekistan is when the drinker must finish whatever reamins in his or her cup.

Mitchell and Jeff did a Kazakhstan in order to get drunk faster.

by Dr. Snacks May 30, 2013