Kart Boy

Best manufacturer of driveline bushings short shifters shift knobs and suspention parts mainly for Subarus

Man That Kart Boy Shifter Is Dope!
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by Kart Boy Fan August 23, 2008

Kart'n

Playing Mario Kart for three hours straight. Not to be confused with Kart'n Hard which is to play for six hours straight.

Have you fapped today yet?

No I've been Kart'n.

by the man without some plans January 10, 2012

kart tease

To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute

Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?

Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work

Couple hours later...

Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead

Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease

by T-boner77 November 10, 2017

Kart Angst

You know when your first in Mario Kart Wii, and in the last lap, suddenly you fall off the edge and finnish 12th and you get the urge to chuck the Wii'l/Wiimote out the window but in your haste to stop yourself you hit yourself with the controller.

Mimi had almost finnished Wario's Gold Mine, but in her haste to come in first, she fell off the side, finnished last and thus hit herself hard with the Wii'l.
"Kart Angst again?" asked her mother whilst handing her an ice pack.

by Nintendo Nerd July 23, 2009

kart coiner

a kart kountry worker who never does shit but look for change.

dude, the days logan is in the field, he's a fucking kart coiner

by jake veatch October 20, 2008

Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019

Kart Luck

When you use karts online and everyone targets you.

When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.

by worstluckever April 22, 2021