Justifiable homicide

when someone you hate has pissed you off enough to kill them

fred: I'm not guilty
Judge: why?

Fred: he threw his backpack at my face
Judge: not guilty that's justifiable homicide

by Tricklegs January 26, 2015

Justinian

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.

My name is Justinian.

by turkae May 14, 2021

Justifiable Blow Off

The act you perform when you blow off your homies for a hot ass chick when deep down your homies are being jealous of you cause you're kickin it with the girl they want which in conclusion. Its a justifiable blow off

Andy: so they are definitely mad I pulled a justifiable blow off, but I really don't give a fuck
Kevin: hey, its all good, gotta blow off the homies every now and then for a chick
Andy:oh, it was definitely worth it!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 9, 2010

justicing

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.

Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)

by thetruth. March 9, 2008

justifiable

That can be justified. Anything that has a justification.

"The Cell Block Tango" from "Chicago" paints pictures of justifiable homicide;

"He had it coming,
He had it coming,
He only had himself to blame;
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I'll betcha you would have done the same!"

by Lorelili July 29, 2012

justifiable homicide

When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you

Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...

Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide

by Ciandre Jackson February 4, 2008

Justifiable vomicide

When a friend tells you a story thats so disgusting you projectile vomit on them...

Bart told emmett a tale of scat, midgets and donkeys that was so appalling emmett yacked in bart's face...everyone agreed it was justifiable vomicide...

by emmettaclown December 20, 2010