Jum

Jum refers to the front counter bitch of any RETAIL job, typically has blonde hair w/ Black eyebrows

So you're the JUM today?

by Jum-Isaac September 28, 2015

Jum

Jim + Dumb .... Usually referring to a boss named Jim who believes all other humans are the gum on the bottom of his shoe.

Jum Fucked up the paperwork again! He had the nerve to tell the client it was me.

by JumHater November 13, 2019

jum

The concoction resulting from the act of "jumming" (ejaculating in someone else's juice). Combination of the words "juice" and "cum."

Glenn: Dude, I totally jizzed in your juicebox. Haha!
Band Geek: Not cool. First my mouthpiece, now this jum? I hate you!

by LeonidasWV December 28, 2005

jum

The combination of a jew and a muslim.

Dude why are you being such a jum

by Tallywackerinthebush June 25, 2009

jum

A reusable condum made of platypus leather, most often used in Austrailia.

Jack: look, i got a new jum!
Diane: Good, youve had the other one for nearly two years!

by sigatorani hishumotimagami April 16, 2006

jums

When your testicles are very itchy and you must beat it with a hammer to resolve the itchiness.

"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

jum

Alter-ego of a obsessive friend who can't get over his ex-girlfriend of only two months. Originated from a nickname the former girlfriend gave him based on an email account. User often will refer to this alter-ego in a weird manner.

Jum loves you.
Jum misses you.

by Dustman Baker June 26, 2007