Jumboner

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

by big worm14 August 17, 2008

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011

jumbona

Also known as a "big fat greasy" a jumbona is an extremely fast and powerful erection, usually given from seeing a really hot girl.

She was so hot that I just popped a jumbona.

by Mark the Little April 8, 2004

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

jumbonic

something that is so huge its beyond jumbo sized.

Wow that chicks diamond is jumbonic, I'm surprised she can lift her hand up.

by roomate s dirty girl January 12, 2010