Goof Juice

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime

now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020

by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020

Squid juice

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.

Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.

by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

by scrotum mcscot scrote July 5, 2012

Diamond Jubilee

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.

"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

Corp Juice

The sticky covering coating the walls and floors in a club, named after the extremely sticky black covering found in Corporation Sheffield, it's made up of alcohol, paint, sweat (and other bodily fluids) and grease

my shoes are covered in corp juice

by pinstripedbassist March 21, 2011