A juertin is an old guy usually around 72 who thinks he’s still a “swinger” from the sixties. He take’s megadoses of Cialis and hangs out at the mall getting occasional hard on when teenage girls go by. He likes to screw older, lonely, bitter women who are the wives of his friends and family - he’s borderline incestuous and has a deep seated Oedipus complex. His children are nervous wrecks and resentful. Go figure! Oh did I mention that he likes to look at little girls’ underwear.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
See that bald guy sitting in the food court drinking a Starbucks? Keep away from him. That creep who makes my skin crawl is a real juertin.
by Suburbia gone wrong July 6, 2022
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A white girl, especially a blonde female. An American girl.
Juero: A white (American) boy.
Spanish Slang Term: juera, juero, las jueras, los jueros
A white girl, especially a blonde female. An American girl.
Juero: A white (American) boy.
Spanish Slang Term: juera, juero, las jueras, los jueros
La juera es muy bonita. The white chick is very pretty.
A white girl does not use this word to describe herself.
Term more often used in a Spanish sentence, by Spanish speakers, pointing out a particular white person.
A white girl does not use this word to describe herself.
Term more often used in a Spanish sentence, by Spanish speakers, pointing out a particular white person.
by Laniidae September 12, 2008
Get the juera mug.A combination of Thursday and Friday. It means that there's no class at Friday, so they get out and hang out like it's Friday.
by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014
Get the Juernes mug.He usually has a huge penis and a small nose, his last name normally starts with a B and he catches feelings so easily for people he doesn’t think he has a chance with but really does. He also says he is 5’9 but is actually like 5’10-5’11
by Momosheesh November 22, 2020
Get the Juergen mug.We, as spaniards, go out a lot on Thursdays lately so we came up with the idea of calling that day Juernes, ingeniously mixing Jueves and Viernes which actually is the most common day to party.
Subject A: Are we going out tonight?
Subject B: Oh man, I dont know... I have class tomorrow...
Subject A again (trying to be persuasive) : Come on , we all have class tomorrow but its fucking Juernes.
Subject B: Oh man, I dont know... I have class tomorrow...
Subject A again (trying to be persuasive) : Come on , we all have class tomorrow but its fucking Juernes.
by BloodyOscarShelby March 4, 2016
Get the juernes mug.In Spain, "juernes" is a combination between jueves (Thursday) and viernes (Friday). As most college students in Spain don't have class on Friday, most of them go out partying until Friday morning; others prefer to stay at home watching their favourite TV shows, reading or playing their favourite video games until late night/dawn.
by Marianations February 27, 2016
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