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A juertin is an old guy usually around 72 who thinks he’s still a “swinger” from the sixties. He take’s megadoses of Cialis and hangs out at the mall getting occasional hard on when teenage girls go by. He likes to screw older, lonely, bitter women who are the wives of his friends and family - he’s borderline incestuous and has a deep seated Oedipus complex. His children are nervous wrecks and resentful. Go figure! Oh did I mention that he likes to look at little girls’ underwear.

He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.

Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.

I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
See that bald guy sitting in the food court drinking a Starbucks? Keep away from him. That creep who makes my skin crawl is a real juertin.
Related Words
Juerta • jertavian • Jertard • Jertaveus • Jertavis • Jertax • juera • Jueria • juersa • juerti
NOUN
A white girl, especially a blonde female. An American girl.

Juero: A white (American) boy.

Spanish Slang Term: juera, juero, las jueras, los jueros
La juera es muy bonita. The white chick is very pretty.

A white girl does not use this word to describe herself.
Term more often used in a Spanish sentence, by Spanish speakers, pointing out a particular white person.
juera by Laniidae September 12, 2008

Jwerta Eyes 

Rolling one's eyes in response to any inconvenience or requirement for minor exertion, even if to their benefit.
So, I give this guy an ipod for free, but he just gave me Jwerta eyes when he realised it was not charged. Arsehole.
Jwerta Eyes by Pecks December 5, 2012
A beautiful kind goddess. Usually tall and artistic.
That girl is like a Jueria.
Jueria by Alexia Van Sanders February 7, 2010

Jurta Nvm 

An incomprehensible word Sam says when she's drunk.
I don't really know jurta nvm.
Jurta Nvm by Jerik-Santander October 17, 2011

jertavian 

Cunning Nd smart . Usually with his salamder aka Hay

Minor Athlete but a V spiritual being close to ascension for one above / those below
Hey , you seen Jertavian?

Nah he’s probably transcending
jertavian by DevaSin June 8, 2021
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