I want to juerta on your face
by Jack devany September 18, 2016
Get the Juerta mug.A juertin is an old guy usually around 72 who thinks he’s still a “swinger” from the sixties. He take’s megadoses of Cialis and hangs out at the mall getting occasional hard on when teenage girls go by. He likes to screw older, lonely, bitter women who are the wives of his friends and family - he’s borderline incestuous and has a deep seated Oedipus complex. His children are nervous wrecks and resentful. Go figure! Oh did I mention that he likes to look at little girls’ underwear.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
See that bald guy sitting in the food court drinking a Starbucks? Keep away from him. That creep who makes my skin crawl is a real juertin.
by Suburbia gone wrong July 6, 2022
Get the Juertin mug.NOUN
A white girl, especially a blonde female. An American girl.
Juero: A white (American) boy.
Spanish Slang Term: juera, juero, las jueras, los jueros
A white girl, especially a blonde female. An American girl.
Juero: A white (American) boy.
Spanish Slang Term: juera, juero, las jueras, los jueros
La juera es muy bonita. The white chick is very pretty.
A white girl does not use this word to describe herself.
Term more often used in a Spanish sentence, by Spanish speakers, pointing out a particular white person.
A white girl does not use this word to describe herself.
Term more often used in a Spanish sentence, by Spanish speakers, pointing out a particular white person.
by Laniidae September 12, 2008
Get the juera mug.Rolling one's eyes in response to any inconvenience or requirement for minor exertion, even if to their benefit.
So, I give this guy an ipod for free, but he just gave me Jwerta eyes when he realised it was not charged. Arsehole.
by Pecks December 5, 2012
Get the Jwerta Eyes mug.by Alexia Van Sanders February 7, 2010
Get the Jueria mug.I don't really know jurta nvm.
by Jerik-Santander October 17, 2011
Get the Jurta Nvm mug.Cunning Nd smart . Usually with his salamder aka Hay
Minor Athlete but a V spiritual being close to ascension for one above / those below
Minor Athlete but a V spiritual being close to ascension for one above / those below
by DevaSin June 8, 2021
Get the jertavian mug.