Jodine

Jodine is a walking miracle, she is the most beautiful thing in the room, she is God's gift to the Earth. She is slow to trust in order to make sure that the people she spends her emotional dollars on are worth her time and energy. She is smart, funny, strong independent, and intoxicatingly gorgeous. Be carful not to look at her for too long because you will fall under her spell and you will be crippled by her beauty. She is a listener and will help you grow as an individual and reinforce every value that you hold dear. She is demanding but that is because she demands greatness and will not waste her time with people who want less for themselves than she does. As a friend she gives wonderful and insightful advise and will stick her neck out for you. On top of that she will do right by you every time she gets the chance. Do not miss out on the chance to befriend a Jodine. As a girlfriend she is the Premium Unicorn package in that she is so magnificent that it is hard to believe that a person like her actual exists. She will not argue with you but instead would prefer to have a productive conversation. She is a bit of a hatter, but that is because she values humility. She can do anything you can do, just better. If you find yourself in a relationship with a Jodine, it's time to congratulate yourself, you hit the jackpot. She is most compatible with a Samuel.

Hey ma I found myself a Jodine

by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019

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January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

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Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

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Joline

A Joline is a beautiful woman, maybe a little introvert, but Joline 's tend to be very kindhearted. Once you know a real Joline, it's not possible to not be in love. Usually a real Joline can be recognised if they have: dark brown hair, a good taste in style, a cute and shining smile with deep red lipstick. Some Joline's have naughty little secrets. A real Joline can be tricky to find.

Wow, is that a Joline for real? They are so rare bro! I wish I could see her one more time, I'm so in love!

by Pneudosiem May 14, 2017

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