Joran

Joran is one sexy motherfucker. He has a fat cock and the best personality you'll ever find. But be careful he'll break you're heart faster than you can fall in love.

I love joran

by Boogleywoogley February 23, 2020

jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008

Jorahaly

An exceptional being who has mastered the art of swordplay, conquered the world of demons, and a hit with all the ladies.

That guy is such a Jorahaly!

My penis is a Jorahaly.

by TheGreatCereal May 20, 2009

jockario

the word best decribing a jock- the cocky dousch bag type of jock with jelled hair and fake tans and who act totally bro.

Nick: hey look at mike over there in his affliction shirt and fake tan.

Nate: what a fuckin jockario.. lets beat him with a bat.

by gnarly nick January 15, 2010