jordadism

the cult of people named Jordan and none of them are straight and every night they gather and all have sex in a red pries and there are at least 12 per session to join jordadsim u must be gay and underage. ( you can also be bi ) if you would like to join please call the number ( +1 ( 315 ) 922 0298 ) and enjoy.

Yo Bitch Im In Jordadism

by FUCKJORDAN May 14, 2020

Jordanise

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.

Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!

by met388 August 16, 2009

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jermarius

Jermarius Is an loyal person and fun person he has a girlfriend he treats her good he’s a little toxic he’s a kid full of dreams he’s clumsy knows how to make friends and knows how to make people laugh And he is sometimes a caring person

Jermarius why you do that

by Jermarius November 22, 2021

Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .

“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism

by Word bukkake December 11, 2021

Cordarius

Talented. He sees you even when nobody else can. He can read your mind, so don’t lie to him. He’s funny, but quiet and closed off when you first meet him.

Girl: I like Cordarius
Friend: Why?
Girl: Because he’s so attentive and mature.

by I.love.God April 13, 2022

Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019