Jordansexual 

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.

"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

Jordansexual by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017

Jordaned 

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

Jordaned by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

jordane by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015

Jordanese 

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.

Jordanese by SHE CRIES ICICLES July 8, 2007

Jordansexual 

JordanSexual - Being attracted to the YouTuber JordanHatesLife.

John: What’s ur sexuality?

Bob: I’m Jordansexual!

John: What the fuck?

Jordansexual by JordanHL May 6, 2021

Jordanea 

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.

"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.

Jordanea by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010

Jordansexual 

A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.

Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.

Jordansexual by anonymous January 13, 2021