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jordanuniverse

A type of game player that is super casual and doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself.
jordanuniverse#8988 is a Real Supreme Casual #NMRSC, please don't be like this guy.
by Atlas19kilo July 27, 2018
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Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.
Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.
by Perry April 7, 2004
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jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.
"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"
by the vesh December 29, 2007
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Jordansexual

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.
"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."
by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017
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chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"
by Smellllllly December 14, 2008
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Jordans

Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)

AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.
You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.
by r3d23a1r March 21, 2008
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Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.
DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
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