joobs

a jewish woman's titties

sometimes referred to as "joobies"

the mother of my jewish friend kyle has got some gargantuan joobs

by mikas July 25, 2008

Joobs

some fat jewish boobs

Alec had some jiggiling joobs

by tyjktumkyjk May 30, 2010

joobs

a jewish woman's boobs. see also jewbs

that orthodox bitch has the biggest joobs!

by carlo steadman April 28, 2006

joofus

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

by Mrs. S February 23, 2008

[ jobobus ]

A person who is graced by God, and is Chuck Norris approved. The chosen one that will save your boredom and none shall harm him or disrespect him.

There will be a great adventure with God, Chuck Norris and jobobus

by joe (JOBOBUS) March 22, 2009

Jobbus Interruptus

The sudden state of being jobless or otherwise W-2 challenged. Can often lead to FUnEMPLOYMENT.

"Hey, Jayne! I sent you an email to your work address but it bounced. What happened?"

"Ah... yes... Jobbus Interruptus, my friend. Wanna go grab a cheap beer?"

by watzamatoni December 23, 2011

Joolusional

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.

Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional

by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023