Gonorrhea

#1 Sexual disease you learn in middle school health class
#2 Diareahh for your balls

#3 Diarrhea that's all gone!

some guy: man, you must be gay- actually, that's offensive, but you got gonorrhea maybe!?!?!?
some guy: I think I have gonorrhea, the diarrhea for your balls!
some guy again: ughh *plop* bye diarrhea or should I say, gonorrhea.

by dhar woman May 31, 2022

Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

by b-tox May 23, 2012

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008

Gonorrhea for Breakfast

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Honorrhea

When your honor get a bad rap. When you blow your honor away, you get Honorrhea.

John McCain's honorrhia is acute and possibly uncurable.

As of today there are no known cures for Honorrhea.

by Underdoggie January 13, 2009

throat gonorrhea

A raging infectious virus that affects the throat. It is believed to have been incubated by an Amazon ginger with freakishly large hands feet and ears. She resembles a former professional wrestler.

Man don't mess around with that amazon bitch she will give you the throat gonorrhea!

by BB _Wolf May 2, 2020

gonorrhea

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria (bacteria, yay we can kill it! -- unlike AIDs, a virus, for those ignorant) that affects the natural lube/discharge producing areas of the nether regions, and is characterized by gross pus shit coming out of your instrument and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no detectable symptoms -- other than having insides which feel as though a beehive has been planted in them.

Poor guy, should've used a condom to feel around the crusty tinkers... maybe he could've prevented an outbreak of gonorrhea :(

by beep beep bitch! February 3, 2007